Tons of Randoms From My Desktop

Sure enough, I have work to do... which is exactly why I'm doing this instead. This is a massive post, but I really needed to clean my desktop... so no apologies WHICH IS HOW I LIVE MY LIFE.

I read the Netflix reviews of the movie I directed... Here's a good one.

This is an email from my old boss.

The proof of which I spoke... Just cause you're engaged, you're not fooling anybody.

I think he meant dance, but whatever.

Gots to love craigslist.

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I Googled 'How To Use a Creme Brulee Torch"

Guess which idea was my favorite...

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Marriage is great. I highly recommend it

On an unrelated note, 46 boxes. New record. Things are looking up.

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Chuy's new earring...

Chuy's new earring...

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Reaching New Lows

I really hope this movie leads to something... I mean, I have a degree.

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DANEGAGED

So, while I'll never end up using any of your suggestions, I thought that I'd run a contest in the comments to see who could come up with the best wedding invitation. So far, the suggested frontrunner is "Hey, This proves I'm not gay! Come and celebrate with us!" TOP THAT TOP THAT I DONT GIVE A ABOUT TRYING TO TOP THAT TOP THAT*


*this is from Teen Witch

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Vegas, About 2 Weeks BDMJ

I realized 2 things yesterday - one is that my funeral service will be open casket and I will be wearing vampire fangs. The other thing I realized is that I will be making a shirt that says, "This is fun, but I wish Michael were here."

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